Boxing Day Toilet Humour

Tuesday 26th December 2006

I would like to first wish my Nephew Matthew a very happy 10th birthday despite still being Christmas day back in the UK (or Austria – that’s Austria NOT Australia where they are currently enjoying a sking holiday). The Australian sales (that’s Austrlia not Austria) started today at 7am, as my friend Fiona wanted a few things we decided to go down to the local “Mini Meadowhall” around lunchtime. Getting a car parking space was just like Meadowhall, the shopping centre was just like Meadowhall and getting out of the car park later on was just like Meadowhall but on a mini scale. so I would not recommend sale shopping even in Australia. – perhaps the sales in Austria may be a little more tame. Perhaps. My bargain purchases consisted of a suntop and 2 pairs of socks, the suntop for our Northern Territory adventures commencing tomorrow (that is if I don’t bring the snow to Ulura – you never know!) and the socks because they were cheap and I only got one pair of socks for Christmas. Being a bit of a computer geek I gave the family computer a Christmas present by cleaning it up and ensuring all the drivers and software was up to date, whilst being supplied with ample supplies of tea and delicious home made fruit cake. I felt at home as we had christmas left overs for tea, but in a roast type format rather than the salad type format and tried an interesting drink “Klaytons” as quoted on the bottle – the drink when you are not having a drink” – an unalcoholic something or other which was quite refreshing. Perhaps that was a subtle hint that I was drinking the family out of tea and that I should try something else. I hate coffee by the way. Toilet humour was on the agenda for tonight as we watched an Austrlian movie called “Kenny“. A documentary about a guy who cleans toilets. Hilariously funny and very well made.